The Dining Hall . . .

. . . Is a place where many a thing happen each day.

For instance, it is where you see people that you don't want to see. It happens to me constantly, all the time, and today it happened twice. Today it happened five feet away from me. But enough about that . . . I'm curing cancer so it doesn't bother me as much, LAUREN.

Today for dinner with Alexis, I sat in the wrong spot. It is where Lauren and I used to sit, but we soon changed because I realized that I don't a view of all the pretty boys when I'm facing the wall.

Also. Alexis and I have a theory about names. People with similar names are similar people. The idea originated from ourselves. We are very, very similar people. Both quite loud and very much fun! And then we started to name people that we knew that could be similar. Alexis knows a Jenn who is also very mothery like our Jenn. Not as sarcastic, she said. Anyways, this is a dynamite theory and people should start talking about it.

In further news, I am as Kayla says, "Not as loud as a fire alarm." The good news is that I'm not as loud as a fire alarm; the bad news is that she felt the need to bring a fire alarm into the conversation as a comparison. Apparently I yelled very loudly in the dining hall today because LAUREN was disinclined to acquiesce my request. Everyone already knows I have trouble controlling the volume of my voice, so I don't know what they were expecting. I mean REALLY.