"F" is for Filter

I would have liked to use this blogspace to talk about something very fun and nice, like the Office, or how excited I am for Glee to come back on TV. However, certain events have caused me to need to blog about filters.

Anyone who knows me knows that my word vomit filter is set to low. Lots of impurities and bad things get through. However, certain things further hinder the word vomit filters ability. (Perhaps not so much as Jenn's filter, but I think it's because her filter works overtime when she's normal that it collapses under pressure in different circumstances.) For example, drinking an entire bottle of wine causes me not only to be loud and unsteady on my feet, but also to say things that should be kept inside my head, and especially things that should not be texted. It also tends to jumble my thoughts and lead to saying things that aren't even true the next morning.

Can I buy a new word vomit filter at the same place I buy water filters?

In other news, Jenn forgot to update her blog yesterday and I didn't. So I win. Bitch.