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Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Fire
Fire has many uses.
It can lights things such as candles, fireplaces, grills, stoves, drugs and other things.
It is also something that sets off alarms. And when you live in a house, it's fine. It makes a really annoying noise for a while and then it stops.
But in college, if you set off the fire alarm, 400 people have to walk outside and stand in the elements until people say it's okay to come back inside. Me and my friends have ALMOST set the fire alarm off twice this year. Once with a burnt crust and once with trick candles. (That one wasn't my fault . . . It was only for my birthday.) But the other day a radiator exploded on the 6th floor and the sprinklers went off and they had to put new carpets. I was cooking at the time and definitely thought I set off the alarms and that 400 people were gonna hate me. Good news was it wasn't.
Today there was a drill. We think it was because we didn't "do a good job" when there was a "real fire" a few days ago.
Personally, I don't mind. There's always a lot of scenery outside. ;)
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