Caution: The words you are about to consume may be extremely hilarious.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Grammar Nazi
Today Jenn was reading my blog. And started criticizing my use of semi-colon. Usually, I know about semi-colons more than other people, but because Jenn has no life and knows all about grammar, she knows more about semi colons that I do. I know how to use a semi colon. You can use it to connect two sentences that are related to each other instead of a period. So suck on it, Jenn.
"And just a reminder, Jenn is stupid." (From her own mouth to my ears.)
Sunday Dinner
Today, we decided to start a new tradition of Sunday dinner. Basically, it's like it is on the Jersey Shore, except we don't get together to stop hating each other, because we don't hate each other every week. It's a fun chance to attempt to cook in our tiny and crappy kitchen and eat food that doesn't suck like the dining hall.
Also, today, as we were shopping for food, Alexis needed a kitchen tool to draw for her architecture class. So she picked up a wine opener. Obviously, this spurred ideas of a wine night, which turned into a better idea of having wine with Sunday dinner. So now we can't exactly eat Sunday dinner at the table in the kitchen; we'll have to eat it on the floor of our dorm, but at least we have wine!
Friday, January 14, 2011
Power Hour
Today, we are doing a power hour. I've already split alcohol on my computer and we're only five minutes in.
I learned this over break when I stayed at the ski cabin. And once I learned it, it was my favorite game besides Kings. I found a really great mix online, but this weekend Kayla is going to help me make a Glee Power Hour. I don't know how many people will do it with us. I don't care I'll do it alone. I'm not afraid to drink alone - I'm not above it. Well, yes, I suppose I am, drinking alone is boring.
It's nice to be back at school for some things. :)
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Jenn is Stupid Again
Today we found out that THEY CHANGED the zodiac signs and I am no longer a fire sagittarius. Which is stupid.
"Astrology is stupid."
"Pluto is not a planet."
"You did well because the game is targeted to little kids."
Jenn is out to ruin my dream world. Lauren is defending me because she too is upset about the change of Zodiac signs and likes Glee karaoke. Also, Glee Karaoke awesome, despite what Alexis and Jenn might think.
Lauren and Kayla agree with me. Also, we're going to play in the snow now.
"You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's lookin' for a room!"
Right now I'm watching That 70s Show with Jenn. This was, at one time, my favorite show ever and I still love it. When I had surgery on my ankle I was on drugs for the pain for a week afterwards and Kaitlyn wasn't there to entertain me so I made friends with Eric, Kelso, Hyde, Fez, Donna and Jackie and referred to them as people I actually knew for the rest of the year.'
I've probably seen every episode at least twice, and some way more, but it continues to make me laugh more than any other show I've ever watched. I wish I knew people like this in real life, and that's probably why I made friends with them when I was drugged up.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
I realized that I have more than 365 thoughts in one year!
So I've decided to write whenever I think of anything interesting, which is very often. And right now there is only one thing I have to write about:
This is my roommate, Jenn. Sometimes referred to as the she-devil. I mean, I guess she's good for some things. I mean, she brought an xbox and an N64 to the room. And she makes my bed for me when I need help because I don't do it as nicely as her. But mostly she just makes me life miserable and makes me feel bad about myself for things like how my butt bounces when I laugh, or how I accidentally say stupid things sometimes.
In this picture her stupid hair is curled perfectly and she's wearing some stupid Gryffindor tie.
Jenn's stupid.
But she did teach me a lot of good TV shows like The Middle, Modern Family, and Community.
But mostly she just exists to make fun of me and my socks.
This is my roommate, Jenn. Sometimes referred to as the she-devil. I mean, I guess she's good for some things. I mean, she brought an xbox and an N64 to the room. And she makes my bed for me when I need help because I don't do it as nicely as her. But mostly she just makes me life miserable and makes me feel bad about myself for things like how my butt bounces when I laugh, or how I accidentally say stupid things sometimes.
In this picture her stupid hair is curled perfectly and she's wearing some stupid Gryffindor tie.
Jenn's stupid.
But she did teach me a lot of good TV shows like The Middle, Modern Family, and Community.
But mostly she just exists to make fun of me and my socks.
My Trip Back to Clemson . . .
. . . Was a miserable excursion. I left my house at 10 in the morning and didn't get to school until 1:30 in the afternoon THE NEXT DAY! I got to the airport at a 11 and waited for my 1 o'clock flight that got delayed until 1:45, at which point it was cancelled. Fast-forwarding over 4 hours of calamity and trying to find a flight into Charlotte I got ready to fly to Balitmore, hoping that the flight I booked to Charlotte from there went out. It did, eventually, two hours late. When I finally got to Charlotte the shuttle wouldn't drive because of the bad roads and I had to stay in the hotel overnight and come back for the shuttle the next morning. I finally got to school. All the while, I read my way almost entirely through the seventh Harry Potter book. And that is the abridged version of my trip. I hate airplanes and the south that can't figure out how to clear a road properly.
At this point in time, Jenn is reading me 121 (not just 12, as I originally thought!) things that you should identify with if you are a 90's kid. It's freaking me out and making me want to watch Boy Meets World.
Oh! Also, this is the start to a 365 day picture blog. Me and Jenn and competing to see whose blog is better!
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